Spuds in Space
Episode #432A
"In Space No One Can Hear You Party"



EXT. SPACE

A view of the Bud Lightship a beer bottle shaped rocket ship.

NARRATOR
When we last saw out intrepid space
heroes they had narrowly escaped
the evil Teetotalers. In the
process the outer air-lock door was
jammed and Commander Spuds was
trapped outside.



INT. BUD LIGHTSHIP

A sleek modern spaceship with heavy Budweiser branding. Crew
members run around in a panic.

BOTTLE CAP
I already told you Spuds is the
only one who can repair the
airlock, the jam is outside, and
his radio is dead.

RADAR
Totalers have a lock on us, they
will be here in five minutes.

Consoles blink and BEEP warnings.

KEGADROID
Escape and survival of the
Commander is improbable. We need to
depart now.

Bottle Cap slams his fist on the console.

BOTTLE CAP
Never leave a wounded solider
behind, they taught us that on the
first day of the academy, you
damned heartless robot.

RADAR
Look there's Spuds.

Spuds floats in front of the large windows on the bridge of
the ship. He pulls a Bud Light Zero Gravity from his
spacesuit.

BOTTLE CAP
This is no time for a beer.

Spuds sucks from the aluminum beer bag straw quickly draining
it. He then rips the bag open.

RADAR
I guess that was his goodbye chug.

Spuds starts to use the bag like a mirror flashing the crew
with sunlight.

BOTTLE CAP
What is he trying to do? Blind us?

KEGADROID
The Commander is using Morse
Code...an ancient form of
communication using audio or visual
dots and dashes and early form of
digital communications.

RADAR
Do you speak it, Keg?

KEGADROID
Of course, my data-tapes can access
over 44 languages, the Commander
says, "Everyone drink a bud light"

The crew looks at eachother...amused and confused. Spuds give
a drink up sign. Everyone pounds a beer.

KEGADROID (CONT'D)
"Now drink another. Music, dance
music with heavy base, full
volume."

As the crew drinks the MUSIC kicks on.

RADAR
Three minutes until intercept!

KEGADROID
"Now dance, and party like your
life depends on it, because it
does."

The crew begins to half-heartedly dance.

KEGADROID (CONT'D)
"I said dance damnit, that is a
direct order."

Heavy funky dancing ensuses. Spuds floats out of view.



EXT. SPACE

It is Silent in the vacuum of space. Spuds floats towards the
airlock, a piece of metal is jammed in the handle. He puts a
paw against the ship.

The ship is vibrating, Spuds grins. Drinks a beer. He watches
the vibration slowly shake the jammed metal loose. It falls
free and Spuds dives into the airlock.



INT. BUD LIGHTSHIP

The crew is dancing and dripping sweat. Spuds runs into the
center of the dance floor, does a break-dancing move.
Everyone cheers. Spuds points at Radar makes a hit the road
sign.

RADAR
Aye, aye captain, full speed ahead!

NARRATOR
The lightship escapes and returns
once again to its mission of bring
the original party spirit to the
outer reaches of the universe.